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7/14/19 - Fowl

Who is your first wrestling crush that comes to mind?

Lita. I thought she was the coolest. I didn't know that she had blown half the luchadores in Mexico, but that doesn't really change my opinion. I'd wear a mask if it made her like me. I don't care.

7/5/19 - lolwut | RE: Miley Cyrus - "Mother's Daughter" Review

Funny thing, we were just discussing this on /pol/ earlier today (take a look if you want, but some of the comments are a bit extreme), and then I read your review of it. It makes me glad to see that you haven't fallen for the social justice meme, good stuff!

I'm honestly really bothered by the whole social justice thing. They often create problems that aren't there, act utterly disgusting in the name of 'equality' and often lynch people for not going with their militant ideals. Growing up, I always had a dark sense of humor and I really gravitated toward stand-up comedy because I saw a lot of people saying things I was thinking. But then as time went on, these people cropped up to say like, "you can't say that!" I was always really bothered by this entire subculture (which has now become the mainstream) always telling everyone that "you're valid no matter what!" until I vocalize a thought I have in my head, in which case I'm screeched at like a Pterodactyl and told that I'm some kind of monster because I have the ability to laugh at anything.

I'll never go for the social justice shit. I'm not bigoted in any way, I am a girl and I do acknowledge that there's a lot of bullshit I have to deal with that guys don't, but I don't let it fuck my life up. I just live as the person I wanna be and don't give a fuck. Social justice is retarded.

6/23/19 - Anonymous

If you could trade 1 year of your life for $50,000, how many years would you trade in?

That is a fucking bonkers question. But the answer is zero. I want to live forever. If I could somehow sign up for immortality I would totally do it. I wouldn't have to worry about anybody I love dying because I hate everyone. I'm the perfect candidate.

6/16/19 - Anonymous

What's your #1 guilty pleasure?

I don't have any guilty pleasures. Everything I love, I love with everything that I am. Guilt is for the weak.

6/15/19 - Anonymous

You like older movies, right? What do you think about Alien?

It's alright. It falls into a category that a lot of other "all time classics" come into, which is the fact that there are plenty of other less-popular movies that do similar things that are just as, if not more entertaining.

For example, I like Back to the Future. I like Karate Kid. Those are all time classics for a reason. They're good. But Sidekicks is a more entertaining movie than Karate Kid, in my opinion.

Explore the VHS section of your local thrift store. You'll find some hidden gems. Watch with an open mind and you'll be good to go.

6/15/19 - @SurgeryWaste

RE: Like a Rock

wayne static used to have a website detailing 'good trucks' and 'wussy trucks', the man was ahead of his time

Holy motherfucking shit.

I can't believe we never got a Static-X cover of "Like a Rock."

That would have rocked.

6/15/19 - Jeremiah C.

It's hard to explain, but you've been an inspiration for a few years now. I've gotten rid of Twitter, but I still check out your posts there and on this site, and use you as an example when I tell the youngsters at work what the old internet was like. It's cool to see people out there like me who still want VHS, or like old school stuff. I see no reason to just leave that all behind, because it's [current year]. You're an awesome person.

Well thank you. I appreciate the kind words and that my total out-of-touchness could somehow positively affect somebody.

I don't really consider it that outlandish. I just don't really like the modern flavor of anything and prefer older stuff. I know that to people who are indoctrinated into millennial culture that seems very bold but to me it's just living day to day.

6/14/19 - @NekojiruRamen

Too much wrestling in my opinion, but still a good site nonetheless. Always enjoy checking back often to see what's been updated. Keep up the good work.

What the fuck gives with all these criticisms? Too many blondes. Too much wrestling. You know what? This is bullshit. Just to show that you people don't run my life, I'm going to include blondes wrestling.

6/14/19 - Anonymous

come here 'bout every other day or so to check for updates. 9/10 experience, point deducted for too many blondes

First of all, how dare you. Blondes have more fun. I read that on a t-shirt once that was very stretched out from some big boobs.

I don't actively have a thing for blondes, it just turns out that a lot of girls that I deem important have blonde hair. That being said, here's Julie Brown being a petty bitch.

6/14/19 - @DenpaHiveQueen

What do you think about this recent wave of nostaglia in newer games? There's lots of new games being made designed to give the feel and vibe of old games, but making that feeling better, too. Check out Shovel Knight and a Hat in Time if you're interested.

I'm definitely in favor of newer games being made in older styles. I mean, the only reason I'm not into modern gaming is that it got too far away from the types of games I like to play. I'm turned off by the complicated controls, long tutorials, long-ass cutscenes and more.

Even in games I like for the Nintendo 64 like Zelda and Donkey Kong 64, I get annoyed at how long the cutscenes can be sometimes... even though they spend far more time on gameplay than a lot of modern games I've seen.

6/14/19 - @glassStag

Just went through a maze of ish to find your Vidlii, to find your neocities and wow - what a mindfuck. What's the crux of your e-persona?

Well, my e-persona is a reflection of my real self. Growing up in the late 90s/early 2000s was something I enjoyed, and then as I got older and time happened I became more and more disconnected from the way the world around me was. This meant that in addition to being out-of-touch with society and mainstream culture, I started running into all kinds of things that I liked. This created the whole Human Raccoon name. It's a play on the scavenging of a raccoon. While they'll grab whatever food and other stuff they can to survive, I grab whatever forms of entertainment, fashion and culture interest me and put them all together into my own little odd package.

In addition to that I'm endlessly bothered by many unaddressed problems in society, but my years of rambling and ranting about it never made an impact so I decided to just focus on making myself happy. So I created my own world, I create stuff in the way I want to see it and I don't really care about the outside world too much. I am trying to grow this site but I'm not willing to sellout or compromise my personality to do it.