Majin Tween Bulletin Archive

  • 6/15/2021 - do as i say, not as i do.
  • 6/15/2021 - self sabotage is an art.
  • 6/15/2021 - nobody's perfect, but everyone can at least try.
  • 6/15/2021 - i am everything you should never want to be, and i will try to fix those things. and i will probably fail. but i'll still try.
  • 6/15/2021 - considering the path i was set on, the fact that i refuse to give up is pretty cool. even if i'm the only one who realizes it. do you want to give up? you shouldn't.
  • 6/15/2021 - if i had the time to apologize to the hundreds of you lurking in the dark individually i would, but i don't even know who you are! :o
  • 6/15/2021 - I shouldn't have deleted my Discord server. Sorry. I'm not gonna bring it back since you're better off without it, but I am sorry for acting out. I'm not a good person. I'll work on it.
  • 6/15/2021 - winnie the pooh has a good attitude.
  • 6/15/2021 - cozy, curled up in the dark.
  • 6/15/2021 - am i sending mixed signals? tzshzzzzz.
  • 6/15/2021 - try to be a good person, even if you're not one.
  • 6/15/2021 - gold bond ultimate.
  • 6/15/2021 - watching this video shitting on old MTV Cribs episodes. the only part that bugged me was when the guy pointed out all the 2004 tech and said "this is stuff you wouldn't buy at a Goodwill" when those things are the only thing I buy at Goodwill.Also, I love Redman. Play that fucking Dreamcast, dude.
  • 6/15/2021 - my main character energy intimidated the woman at 7/11 again. :/
  • 6/15/2021 - if you think about it, there are buddha action figures. and they may not have 35 points of articulation, but you do.
  • 6/14/2021 - i will forever live through and amplify my own mistakes to show you that it's okay to be human.
  • 6/14/2021 - patterns are illusions.
  • 6/14/2021 - anger is fascinating. i've never experienced it but i bet it's wild.
  • 6/14/2021 - i saved a bug today. the fuck have you done?
  • 6/14/2021 - [taz voice] i don't need a paintbrush. my hands are my paintbrush.
  • 6/14/2021 - wow! you have a small dick AND you browse 4chan? that's so kino! you fucking idiot.
  • 6/14/2021 - this girl on nickelodeon guts should be ashamed of her performance. she only gave 100% while the other kids gave 10% and mike o'malley just decided because they're spineless jellyfish they should win. it was a really weird process that isn't at all a metaphor for you acceping mediocrity gleefully like a fat whore waiting for a fat glob of bird shit to land on your tongue. those are two different things.
  • 6/14/2021 - invented a new dance: it's called being a cunt. and i'm michael flatley, bitch.
  • 6/14/2021 - i hope your neopet gets aids.
  • 6/14/2021 - the castlevania symphony of the night loading screen in human form.
  • 6/14/2021 - a pig wearing a suit made out of bacon.
  • 6/14/2021 - i'm not comin' back, chief.
  • 6/14/2021 - i'm a witch, i'm a normie. i'm a dick, i'm a pussy. i'm a sinner, i'm a saint.
  • 6/14/2021 - a little sick. losing my voice. teeth hurt.
  • 6/14/2021 - tootsie pops are fun because it's this tasty fun outer exterior with this disgusting rotten inside that's still fun to eat for some reason.
  • 6/14/2021 - just a few more licks and you're gonna get your car, toad.
  • 6/14/2021 - it's not meaningless if you've found a meaning in it. :o
  • 6/14/2021 - currently saving up some money to get a new computer so i can start working on season 4. oh, uh. i mean. "eek! the voices!" sorry. i'm leaning on the fourth wall again.
  • 6/14/2021 - don't worry, be happy.
  • 6/14/2021 - my vision was blurry. third eye visine.
  • 6/14/2021 - extreme imperfection as an example of what not to be. do you get it yet?
  • 6/14/2021 - the pink guy's still mad at me.
  • 6/14/2021 - nothing is real. i don't exist! ^_^
  • 6/14/2021 - laugh at any jokes lately?
  • 6/13/2021 - my triggers are americana.
  • 6/13/2021 - no more discord server. i don't feel like being mocked by the very people i wanted to do good things for.
  • 6/13/2021 - how can i be hurt by anything? i don't even exist!
  • 6/13/2021 - i'm gonna make a mix CD and we can listen to it together! you're gonna love it!
  • 6/13/2021 - i care about you, dummy!
  • 6/13/2021 - sick of waitin' for my bacon to finish bakin'.
  • 6/11/2021 - taking a bite out of a rubik's cube like an apple.
  • 6/11/2021 - ben really drowned. pro wrestling is real.
  • 6/10/2021 - accept the lessons of the broken, even when they want to throw hands.
  • 6/10/2021 - inside of you are two wolves.
  • 6/9/2021 - joke's on you! i like technical difficulties! i think they're cool as fuck!
  • 6/9/2021 - i got the hollywood videos and i'm knockin' on ya block, buster.
  • 6/8/2021 - my brain is cool because i'll be like "alright i have anxiety. you know what i need? STIMULANTS!"
  • 6/7/2021 - i don't understand why anyone ever thought mullets were a good idea.
  • 6/7/2021 - the video quality blurs the lines.
  • 6/7/2021 - suffering from WBS [whiny bitch syndrome]
  • 6/7/2021 - you should be inspired by the things that intimidate you.
  • 6/7/2021 - applaud mediocrity. reject revolution.
  • 6/7/2021 - change your diaper next time you plan on trying to have a grass roots movement.
  • 6/7/2021 - drinking vape juice straight from the bottle for the purest nicotine high you can imagine.
  • 6/7/2021 - from broken teeth to broken dreams, she's the queen inside the screen.
  • 6/7/2021 - i wonder how many years after my natural old age death before people start discovering my show. i think it's good enough that at some point in the 22nd century it'll take off. fingers crossed!
  • 6/7/2021 - i preferred rap when it was pre-Malone.
  • 6/7/2021 - a blanket fort? i think you mean The Comfort Zone.
  • 6/7/2021 - enjoy your sterilized culture. you earned it, folks!
  • 6/6/2021 - the revolution will be spiralized.
  • 6/6/2021 - time is money and empathy is poverty.
  • 6/6/2021 - there's nothing more natural than rejecting your own nature.
  • 6/4/2021 - when men stopped frosting the tips of their hair... that's when society collapsed.
  • 6/3/2021 - found some kid's coloring sheet in the street so i took it home and put it on the fridge. proud of you, mysterious stranger.
  • 6/3/2021 - i want to get a fat grey cat and name him douglas
  • 6/3/2021 - leading my soldiers into the trenches [going to 7/11 with my friends]
  • 6/3/2021 - what would i do for a klondike bar? well first of all, thank you for asking. second, thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak. as i dwell upon the idea of what a klondike bar truly is, i find tha--- [someone throws a brick at me]
  • 6/3/2021 - i'm super friendly and loving to all creatures you dumb motherfucker
  • 6/2/2021 - lip synching the pokemon theme song in my bathroom like the opening scene of 8 mile and/or the lizzie mcguire movie
  • 6/2/2021 - saw a bunch of ducks today. was gonna take a picture but i'm anti-paparazzi.
  • 6/2/2021 - everything in the world is presented to you as a distraction so you don't focus on the fact that there's a prototype for conker twelve tales on n64 that is confirmed to exist through video and photo but was never leaked.
  • 6/2/2021 - laughter is the best medicine. unless you have a sore throat.
  • 6/2/2021 - call me softball because i'm at least trying to be a good sport
  • 6/2/2021 - cool ether you got there. be a shame if someone spit nonsense into it.
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