I'm so bored of social media. Like, I'm on it a lot because I'm a socialite. I like to smoke weed, drink wine, let ladies wearing opera gloves use me as a footrest. You know. Civilized shit. But I've got a lot of downtime right now, unfortunately. So I doomscroll and shitpost a lot. I observe what goes on with the modern people-- and holy shit. You guys need love. At least I have a fucking reason for being terminally online right now. I ain't got nowhere to go. I'm basically in jail/purgatory. You guys could go to a BDSM club and get high on LSD any time you want, and you squander it for what? Memes? Fuck off.

I've gotten some giggles out of the stuff on the computer. Don't get me wrong. I'm not sitting here like "I'm so much cooler and better than you people having fun." That's not at all the case. Like, for example, I got to make this:

Delightful. But that's few and far between. Like... whose idea was it to bring back racism? I thought we defeated that in the 80s. And the transphobia and homophobia, like holy shit. Why is the conservative mind incapable of minding it's own business? Like, I don't like watching manly men have sex with each other. I've done a pretty good job of avoiding it. The way some of these MAGA retards talk, you'd think they're just tripping over it in the street. That hasn't happened since desert times, and it pissed off enough guys that they had to shoehorn it into the bible even though it's not a sin in the slightest. They just didn't like looking at it.

I try Discord, too. But I don't really fit in there.

I've gotten more entertainment out of YouTube Shorts of all things. The thumbnails are good too.

At the end of the day, though. I really just have to return to my first love: cruising old Geocities sites.

Now THAT'S culture. And if you wanna go browse the REAL internet, I rigged up a search engine that only searches Geocities, Angelfire and Tripod.