Human Raccoon Online :: WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT!
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Date: February 23rd, 2020

Written by: Majin Tween

Alright. Here's the deal. You may have noticed over the last week or so that I haven't been updating the site. For me, that's a cardinal sin. I'm trying to grow Human Raccoon, I want to consistently be using my brain to give you stuff and it's been a little bit of a problem.

See, there's a lot of big plans I have for this site but those require time and effort, and I can't always just shit out a review of every little thing that crosses my path. I still will write reviews as they're a major part of this website, but I need to be able to buffer it out. And I don't know why this didn't occur to me until now, but I think it's time for a daily diary that I can update about whatever nonsense is in my head.

My first thing I'd like to discuss? CAPTCHAs.

I am sick of CAPTCHAs. Holy fucking shit.


No, not those word ones. The word ones are fine. I'm talking the fucking square grid of photos that make you endlessly click them.


That's the spice.

How many times are you going to make me click pictures of bicycles and fire hydrants? I've more than proven I'm human. This is horse shit.


Sometimes the pictures are so fucking zoomed in you can't even tell what the fuck you're looking at, and sometimes I click all the shit perfectly and it says "hurr do it again." What the fuck?

Or hey, you know what's better? When you click the images and they fade away and bring up more of the same shit, so you're left there endlessly clicking. And then it still has the balls to fucking say "not good enough, do it again."'s comment section doesn't have a CAPTCHA and still never gets hit with bot spam. So what the fuck? Just code your shit competently, you fucking assholes.

I'm sick of looking at school buses and I want to time travel back to when these people who invented CAPTCHAs were children and make their school bus crash.