Date: October 27th, 2019
A woman sold me this copy of the Hannah Montana movie game for Xbox 360 at a thrift store, not for their standard video game price, but their standard DVD price which is 50% less. Why? Because it says “The Movie.” She thought it was a movie.
I'm fuckin STOKED.
Even though I don't have an Xbox 360.
You know, on the topic of Hannah Montana, I just thought of the ultimate concert crossover.
"You get the best of both worlds, mothaFUCKA!"
I found this message board that's been up since the 90s, it only has one post... from 2015.
I got a new CD player and I plastered it with Hannah Montana stickers because I can do whatever the fuck I want. It's America.
I also picked up some glitter pens, and have decided to pen an open letter to Limp Bizkit / Fred Durst: