If you've ever played Animal Crossing, but never played Animal Forest... congrats. You're a fake fan and God hates you.
This is the game that started it all. The game that was eventually released in America on Gamecube. But fuck that. I'm playing the original, Japanese version--- but it's been translated to English. This means that I get to understand all the villagers insanely cruel and thoughtless words.
Seriously. It is genuinely amazing how fucking mean these animals are. I highlighted some of their dialogue in the video above, but holy shit. What a bunch of dicks.
Honestly, I loved this game when I was a kid because I had no friends. I play any Animal Crossing game these days and I'm just amazed I ever got into it. They're really repetitive, there's not a whole lot to do and the characters do nothing to actually get you attached. Maybe I lucked out in my original town because it was full of charming motherfuckers.
I would die for Mitzi.



