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VHS Review:
The Matrix (11/30/2019)
Latex clothing and industrial music. Everything society should be.
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VHS Review:
Good Burger (11/15/2019)
Why get a job at a burger joint when you can watch a movie about a burger joint?
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TV Movie Review:
A Tale of Two Coreys (9/26/2019)
Hollywood is a cesspool of disgusting pieces of shit. Here's a movie about it.
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VHS Lost Gem:
Blink of an Eye (9/4/2019)
Dude. Michael Pare fucking rules.
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DVD Review:
Dawn of Justice (6/11/2019)
The shittiest superhero movie I've ever seen.
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VHS Review:
Switching Goals (6/7/2019)
A boys-only soccer team goes co-ed to give girls the opportunity to PROVE they suck at sports.
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