Date: February 25th, 2020
Written by: Majin Tween
I fucking hate Shrek. You'd think this would be a movie review but it's not. I'm fucking sick of this big green asshole.
There are several reasons. One, the movie was merely okay. I had it on VHS as a kid, I even got that Christmas CD with it. But I am so sick of the fucking fanbase of unoriginal fucktards who think that they have somehow developed a personality because they say "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
If Shrek is your life, I will end Shrek to kill you.
Now, I love the band Smash Mouth. Astro Lounge is probably one of the best albums ever released. Which is why it pisses me off so much that people associate that absolute bop with this autism swamp.
And I know I'm going to get emails. "Durr don't say that. Shrek had sex with my wife and I watched." But I don't give a shit. You people are cringe.
You want a good movie with All Star? Digimon The Movie. Watch Digimon, destroy anything related to Shrek and shoot yourself between the teeth if you don't agree.
Fuck Shrek. Fuck you.