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Film ยป VHS Rewind :: Date: June 7th, 2019

Written by: Raccoon

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I love Switching Goals. Not just because it stars the greatest human beings alive (Mary-Kate and Ashley). But because I actually used to play soccer in elementary school, so it kinda makes me flash back to that. I mean, I only played goalie but I was good at it. Actually by the end of this movie Mary-Kate figures out that Ashley is good at being a goalie and validates her via that. I've never been more like Ashley Olsen until this moment.

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In this movie, Mary-Kate and Ashley play Sam and Emma Stanton. I don't know why. They may as well be Mary-Kate and Ashley in every movie but whatever. This is actually one of my favorite MKA movies ever. If I had to put together a top 5, this would totally be part of it. Apparently this movie aired as part of the Wonderful World of Disney, but I never saw it like that. I only ever saw it on VHS (and I watch it a lot.)

thesearemychildren

So Jerry the Asshole is a soccer coach and the kids league he's in is finally going co-ed! That's right! Girls finally have a chance to prove that they suck at sports.

(I'm sorry, feminists. But we as a genre of human really fucking suck at nearly every physical activity outside of tennis and making babies.)

So Jerry has two twins: Mary-Kate and Ashley... or Sam and Emma. Whatever. One of them is the greatest soccer player of all time. She can bend it like Beckham.

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Victoria Beckham.

But the other one sucks so they decide they want to switch teams. The dad is a competitive douchebag so he's like "fuck yeah, get that good kid on my team before I get pissed."

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Nothing goes wrong because lying is good.

Final Rating rating50
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