Super Mario 64
One of the all-time classics fucking sucks.
Elmo's Letter Adventure
I don't think any child ever learned anything from this game.
Princess Peach is going to smack the shit out of your balls.
Crazy Frog Arcade Racer
A strange techno-music mascot with drooping testicles gets his own family racing game.
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
The greatest gaming franchise of all time had to start somewhere.
Tigger's Honey Hunt
Take a trip to the McDonald's N64 kiosk and have your intelligence insulted by how easy this game is.