Date: September 6th, 2019
Written by: Majin Tween
I was on Twitter today, randomly searching for people shit-talking Donkey Kong 64 because I was in the mood to get pissed off and fight somebody. Unfortunately, instead of getting pissed off I got stoked as fuck because I discovered Bomber Bother! An indy game that is a total Donkey Kong 64 tribute... and it rocks!
Well, except for the control. You have to use a keyboard instead of a controller. That sucks ass. Anybody who prefers using a keyboard to a controller is wrong.
This game was apparently developed as a tribute to a Donkey Kong 64 charity stream that helps the Mermaids charity, so that's cool.
A mild amount of research has told me that the flag in the background is the transgender pride flag, which means that this bear has a cock. Whether it's in her pants or in a jar on her table is to be determined.
The game is pretty much an exact port of Beaver Bother, the Donkey Kong 64 minigame. But you can play it on the ol' computer. I actually only got excited when I saw this because I thought it was a Nintendo 64 homebrew but no dice. I guess it would be redundant if it was... but WWF War Zone, WWF Attitude, ECW Hardcore Revolution and ECW Anarchy Rulz are all the exact same game so what the fuck.
Does anyone else find it ironic that a game promoting transgender rights is all about artificial beavers?
...wait, who the hell is Greyman Grifterham?
HELL YEAH! ANARC--- wait, the Teeth Gang?
Whatever, I guess.
The game itself is very simple. If you've played Beaver Bother, you've played this. But here's the gameplay in case you're too stupid to hook up a Nintendo 64:
|It's a nice homage to the Nintendo 64, albeit it doesn't have that glorious real-hardware blur that I love so much. It's more of a tribute to emulation.|
|The controls are fucking balls.|
|You gotta be clever to get these fuckers in the hole.|
|I think this game is adorable, despite how small it is. About as small as a tranny's dick. (And if you have the internet, you've totally seen like fifty. And that's just today.)|
|Eh, kinda. It can get frustrating when you can't get these fuckers in the hole.|
|I'd rather play the N64 version.|
|A Donkey Kong 64 game made to pay tribute to an formerly under-represented minority that now gets most of the (negative) attention. Very odd, but I dig it.|