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Bomber Bother

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Gaming :: Retrospection :: Date: September 6th, 2019

Written by: Raccoon

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I was on Twitter today, randomly searching for people shit-talking Donkey Kong 64 because I was in the mood to get pissed off and fight somebody. Unfortunately, instead of getting pissed off I got stoked as fuck because I discovered Bomber Bother! An indy game that is a total Donkey Kong 64 tribute... and it rocks!

Well, except for the control. You have to use a keyboard instead of a controller. That sucks ass. Anybody who prefers using a keyboard to a controller is wrong.

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This game was apparently developed as a tribute to a Donkey Kong 64 charity stream that helps the Mermaids charity, so that's cool.

A mild amount of research has told me that the flag in the background is the transgender pride flag, which means that this bear has a cock. Whether it's in her pants or in a jar on her table is to be determined.

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The game is pretty much an exact port of Beaver Bother, the Donkey Kong 64 minigame. But you can play it on the ol' computer. I actually only got excited when I saw this because I thought it was a Nintendo 64 homebrew but no dice. I guess it would be redundant if it was... but WWF War Zone, WWF Attitude, ECW Hardcore Revolution and ECW Anarchy Rulz are all the exact same game so what the fuck.

Does anyone else find it ironic that a game promoting transgender rights is all about artificial beavers?

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That fucker!

...wait, who the hell is Greyman Grifterham?

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HELL YEAH! ANARC--- wait, the Teeth Gang?

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Whatever, I guess.

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Holy shit.

The game itself is very simple. If you've played Beaver Bother, you've played this. But here's the gameplay in case you're too stupid to hook up a Nintendo 64:

Control rating20
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  • Graphics rating50
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  • Sound rating20
  • 2.0
  • Fun Factor rating10
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