Bring Your Whole Crew

Date: July 15th, 2021

While I was out for a walk around town trying to see if any of the NPC villagers had any advice on how to defeat my arch-nemesis, I came across a treasure chest that contained this relic of my people's culture.

...okay, what actually happened was I found a DMX CD on the sidewalk.

It's Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood from 1998. I think it's a sign from beyond the grave. DMX himself is reaching out and crying, pleading, begging. "Majin Tween: please review my music. I need your approval. I need you... please..."

As he should. I mean, look at me. I'm the foremost expert on hip-hop.

But honestly... these lyrics are kinda scary. D:

He says he fucked a corpse!? I am a corpse!

I'm not safe! Someone call IX I I!