Hella Good

Date: January 1st, 2021

The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason. Maybe it's because I'm laying on the sand. Not sure. What I do know? "Hella Good" is No Doubt's best song.

Don't agree? Go fuck yourself. Not my problem.

The video opens up with a black and white shot of some water. It's like if Peach Girl aired right after I Love Lucy.

The music video takes place on a boat, because Gwen Stefani is trying to swim away from her band. They keep trying to get her to call back to them, but she ain't no hollaback girl.

The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason. But your love keeps on coming like a thunder bolt.

I'm sorry, Gwen. But what in the fuck is a "thunder bolt"? I literally made this joke when I named an episode of RaccoonTV "Struck by Thunder." Although to be fair, Snow Dogs did it first with Thunder Jack, when Cuba Gooding Jr. told the fine people of Alaska that they were complete fucking morons for not realizing you can't be struck by thunder.

Gwen Stefani is no smarter than an Alaskan, and that's fucking disgusting.

Get this eskimo bitch off my TV.

This is one of those rare songs that's actually about relationships. Women don't usually sing those, but it's a fresh take.

For those of you keeping score at home, yes. I am going to point that out every time this happens. Because it's annoying, and at my heart I'm a feminist. And an asshole.