Date: October 11th, 2021

All these sons of bitches who talk about positivity and acceptance in the mainstream these days seem to forget about the bitch who invented that shit: Vitamin C.

Yeah. When this chick dropped the song Smile, the world changed. Peace broke out everywhere. The world wasn't prepared for her intense level of wokeness. She was a pioneer ahead of her time, as evident by the fact that the majority of people would never put a smile on their face nor make the world a better place.

It is extremely frustrating to me that the world doesn't look like this video. Why is everyone not wearing shiny, colorful stuff and having the entire world be a barrage of hyperstimulation!? Every time I leave my house and realize that the rest of the world doesn't look like this I get increasingly angry and want to throw a punch into a baby dolphin's blowhole.

Is it so hard to be positive? To be spunky? To have a can-do attitude!?

Whatever. Maybe I just need to take some vitamin C.

The lyrics should be analyzed by every one of you hypernegative motherfuckers. Yeah, sometimes life doesn't go the way you think it would. Could've had it all, kid. Could've been somethin'. What you gonna do? Sit around kickin' turds around in the street feeling like a failure? Or are you gonna stand up and say "well fuck, guess I gotta try again" and go grab life by it's drooping testicles and rip that shit off and eat it. That's the only way to make something of yourself in this dogshit world we find ourselves in.

You can't change what's going on outside. You can't make the world a better place, but you can make your world a better place. Imagine the domino effect if everyone just did that. Stop worrying about what other people think of you. That's like getting embarassed because you flubbed a trick in a Tony Hawk game and one of the NPCs saw you. Most people aren't even real people. They're the aliens from They Live. So who gives a fuck what they think? They only want to hold you back from being yourself because they're brainwashed into thinking they can't do it themselves... or worse, they have nothing going on in their heads that would make them unique and thus react like an unevolved chimpanzee when confronted with it.

Crank Vitamin C. Be yourself. Stick your middle finger up to anyone who doesn't like it.
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