Date: March 6th, 2020
Written by: Majin Tween
P!nk hates stupid girls, which is ironic considering she thinks pink is spelled with an exclamation point.
You see, P!nk is upset that girls walk around acting like dumb bimbos, which is also ironic considering she not once-- but twice, dressed like this:
God damn. I want to eat ramen off that stomach.
What happened to the dream of the girl president? She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent.
So what? You're telling me if I became the first girl president, I couldn't also be one of the whores in a 50 Cent video?
That's limiting women's goals and I won't stand for it.
Then P!nk sees a girl with big tits and gets triggered... which is retarded. This video manages to shame girls for having tits, trying to be attractive, wearing sports bras to the gym, mocking girls for having anorexia and just overall having this "I'm so above all of you" mentality that makes me want to kick Pink's clit into her uterus so she can give birth to her own ignorance.
I find it ridiculous that attractiveness and intelligence are, for some reason, segragated. Some of the stupidest women I've ever met were total prudes. And then you have me, writing this review in a half shirt and fishnets and I'm a complete genius. Seriously. I'm so great. Suck a dick, Pink.