Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
Date: November 25th, 2019
Written by: Majin Tween
This music video is tremendous. You've got George Michael rocking a "CHOOSE LIFE" shirt and snapping his little heart out. That's precious. Who needs drums when you have rhythmic finger snaps!?
You put the boom boom into my heart.
Are you sure you're not just doing poppers?
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts.
Yeah. You're definitely doing poppers.
Jitterbug into my brain, it goes bang bang bang until my feet feel the same.
Is this song about that fungus shit that takes over ants brains and turns them into zombies? Because I saw Antz in theaters. I don't need another story from the perspective of one.
My friend told me what you did last night. You left me sleeping in my bed. I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead!
Well fuck! Lube up your butthole and you can do both. You don't have to wake up.
Yeah! Like that!
As the performance continues, many of the women in the audience reach out because they desperately want to rub George Michael's leg hair like each strand contains the magical gift of life.
And holy shit, look how white this son of a bitch's fake teeth are. Fake teeth rule. He looks like Jamie Kennedy's version of The Mask.