Date: July 21st, 2021

I'll tell you what I want. What I really, really want.

I want someone to leak the ROM to Conker: Twelve Tales.

Now for those who aren't aware: Gavin Degraw doesn't wannabe anything other than what he's been trying to be lately. But the Spice Girls? Shit. They just wanna be all kinds of shit. Like your lover... and uh... I dunno. Talented?

And they are! I love them.

Well, I should rephrase that. I hate them all as individuals. But as a unit? Love them.

It starts out like that Joker scene. They just crash the party and start singing their girl power propoganda horse shit. It sickens me. I don't want rights. Women's rights are why I have to work for a living. It's bullshit.

They're so happy. Jumpin' around. Harassing people in their cars. This is how you get raped. But nobody gets raped in music videos... unless it's a music video with a message about how rape is bad... or Limp Bizkit's "Eat You Alive." That was a rapey video.

Watching these girls singing this song... I think they might all be the most irritating human beings alive. I'm not sure. It may just be because they seem genuinely happy and I'm not sure how to process that mentally. Shameless self enjoyment? Pretty fuckin' cringe, bro.

They really, REALLY wanna zigga zig ahh. What does that mean? I dunno. Maybe they want to kiss Dolph Ziggler.

I mean he is perfection and he is here to show the world. And he's a showoff.

Alright. Elephant in the room time. They sing "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends." Like, if someone wants to hook up with one of you they have to hook up with all five of you? I don't see the problem here. You're treating this like a punishment.

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