Pitbulls, Crossbows, Hamburgers & Airplane Molestation (2/7/2020)
Earth is full of retards and water is wet.
Did Kevin Spacey Just Kill a Dude? (12/26/2019)
Three of Kevin Spacey's accusers have died in the same span of time. This is fucking insane.
Kylie Rae Harris Is Dead (And I'm Glad) (12/7/2019)
...and some guy is duct taping bananas to canvases and making money for some reason.
Hilary Duffs Drinks Her Own Placenta (6/10/2019)
This isn't clickbait. Hilary Duff drank her own fucking placenta.
Steve King Seemingly Thinks Jesus Was a Racist, I Guess (4/24/2019)
I don't know who Steve King is but he's a fucking lunatic.
The Most Brainwashed a Woman Can Get (3/15/2019)
Your disposable razors think you're a problematic dickhead.