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Entertainment News:
Did Kevin Spacey Just Kill a Dude? (12/26/2019)
Three of Kevin Spacey's accusers have died in the same span of time. This is fucking insane.
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Kylie Rae Harris Is Dead (And I'm Glad) (12/7/2019)
...and some guy is duct taping bananas to canvases and making money for some reason.
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Hilary Duffs Drinks Her Own Placenta (6/10/2019)
This isn't clickbait. Hilary Duff drank her own fucking placenta.
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Political News:
Steve King Seemingly Thinks Jesus Was a Racist, I Guess (4/24/2019)
I don't know who Steve King is but he's a fucking lunatic.
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Entertainment News:
The Most Brainwashed a Woman Can Get (3/15/2019)
Your disposable razors think you're a problematic dickhead.