News :: Date: September 30th, 2019
In an effort to keep up with modern news, I've woken up at about 8am with a cold to find out what's going on in the world. The reason this is so hard is because I usually have to scroll past endlessly towers of Trump tweets. It looks like the Mortal Kombat menu thing where you've got all these fighters, except it's all crying babies who think it matters which evil lizard is in power.
Robert De Niro was on CNN, the host asked him about saying the fuck word on TV, to which Bobby D. Brother Nero said "fuck 'em."
Wow, what a badass. He said the fuck word on TV again. That's how you know he's a cool guy. "I'm appearing on the corporate brainwashing rectangle, but keep ya finger on the button! I might say fuuuuuuck."
The host then goes, "well... this is cable, so that's not an FCC violation. But it is a Sunday morning."
Why does it being Sunday morning matter? Is the word "Fuck" somehow more mentally damaging on a Sunday morning? Is it because it's the Lord's day? That's fucking retarded.
If you're offended by anything, you're a douchebag. People are such soft fucks. The emotional equivelent of a condom filled with pudding.
In my world, I'm no longer really shocked by anything... unless I see a human being have a rational thought in this modern day, since I don't often get to see that anymore. Although I supposed to a certain extent, I found this so retarded that it jarred me.
Like... I paused my Del the Funky Homosapien CD for this?