Fresh Prince Getting Rebooted

Date Posted: September 1st, 2021

Now this is a story all about how my wife left me and took the kids.

Sorry. I'm getting high off the fumes of these fresh prints of the press release that they're going to ruin another beloved sitcom that multiple generations grew up watching.

It's no secret that Hollywood has absolutely no ideas left.

They've rebooted some of the dumbest shit ever, shit nobody asked for. And for what? That's right. The almighty dollar.

Well, today it was announced that the Mainstream is getting a reboot of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Yeah. Okay.

You're fucking with me, right?

The article that's made it's way to various news outlets states the following:

The original series starred the main character Will Smith, played by Will Smith.

Soak that in for a moment and realize why this is retarded. This is like waiting 20 years from now and doing a humanRaCcoOn reboot with a new, woke, unproblematic Majin Tween. Wouldn't wax, yo. Stuff works because it works. You can't just take stuff that already existed and be like "well now it's gen Z." Fuck off with that shit. This is the worst generation of mainstream entertainment ever. Even the 1950s when they would throw bottles at women for not showing enough ankle were better than this. At least that was unique to the era. This era has nothing unique about it. Even COVID-19 is a reboot of the black plague. It's embarassing.

Almost as embarassing as the cardboard cutouts in my New Leaf town.

Puddle of Cumm would be an interesting band name, tbf.