Kayleigh McEnany

Date Posted: November 9th, 2021

Kayleigh McEnany has made news headlines today. I don't know why, I didn't click any of the reasons why or whatever. But she's pointing at people over it.

She's uh, I dunno. She does something for the president or whatever. People tell me she's on TV sometimes and says stuff.

I don't know anything about politics but look how cute she is!

Now, I'll be honest. I see her point.

She's all about the uh... the politics. Y'know? She really digs it.

Alright. Look, I came into this unprepared. But I'm not a lefty or a righty. I'm not here to point the finger at anyone. I'm just the bitch that reviews the 2019 Child's Play reboot and ET.

But my ignorance is unforgiveable. I need to do some research on this lady since I'm already deep into her lore. So let's check her Wikipedia and see what I can learn.

Apparently she has a daughter, so I'm cashed out. Heterosexuality is not okay. I'll forgive the supporting Trump thing. I don't care about that. All politicians are evil, so I'm not about to change my views on some cutie patootie just because she's a blithering fucktard.

Apparently she used to be a critic of Trump before eventually joining up with him. It's like that dude from Batman said: "You either live long enough to point your finger at people, or die getting fingered yourself."

Anyway, if you support any politician you're stupid.