Ron Jeremy Outed As A Pervert

Date Posted: August 25th, 2021

Ron Jeremy has been indicted on more than 30 counts of sexual assault stemming from allegations made by more than 20 women that span the last quarter-century.

That's so weird. He seemed like a real nice guy.

Look. The only hedgehog in porn I support is Sonic.

I'm sorry you had to see that.

Anyway. I don't know how there are famous male porn stars. Isn't porn like, entirely geared towards men? Why would an allegedly straight man want to watch another man beef some lady on film? That's some pretty bisexual behavior.

And he's not even hot. Is that the gimmick? Straight dudes need to see an ugly dude digging out some girl they think is hot because they're afraid of what would happen if some slender dude with a six pack was doing it and they might have to face the fact that they think that's kinda hot too?

The mind of a man fascinates me. I can't figure out what makes them tick. I know all they think about is cumming but it's like... what else you got goin' on in there? Fascinating stuff.

Now, I know the majority of my audience is male except for my friends who I force to look at my nonsense sometimes. So I'm not going to make you question your sexuality. I'm sure you do that enough when you "accidentally" click the gay tab on Pornhub.

But the point is: Ron Jeremy is a fucking weirdo. But he at least made a very convincing Mario.

(But not better than Bob Hoskins.)

Seriously, people. Of course a guy in porn is a scumbag. He chose fucking women on film as his life's path. That's a mess. He decided that the world should see his cock, balls and anus on a regular basis because it's the only way someone who looks like that could ever get laid post-1970s. God I hate the 70s. It's just orange furniture, pubes, beards and people fucking indiscriminately. It's disgusting.

I do like Mila Kunis though.

The only good part of the 70s for sure.
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