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Spidey's Back in the MCU!

News :: Date: September 28th, 2019

Good news, fans of terrible movies! Spider-Man is confirmed to be returning to the MCU!


Yes, instead of just watching the original Spider-Man trilogy like a fucking adult, for some reason the world would rather watch a bunch of cosplaying millionaires in front of a green screen pretending to be characters from comic books that weren't even that good.

Superheros are overrated. I like comics, don't get me wrong. But when you say comics, people assume you mean superheroes. It's maddening.

I hate the fucking MCU. No matter what I do, I have to see this shit. I can't even go to the store without someone wearing a t-shirt of this garbage. I'm trying to live in a blissfully ignorant state where I pretend it's still 1999 and Ecto-Cooler is flowing like wine and you fuckers won't stop staring into your smart phones long enough to shatter the illusion. I hope they blow up in your fucking hand.

Seriously. I watch a video about an old movie, it always ends up with the guy who made the video talking about modern movies. And the modern movies they show are always some MCU trash. I hate it. I'm sick of it. Fuck superheroes. This shit is wack.

If you type out "he protecc, he attacc" on YouTube comments, I want a small dog to chew on your cock. Fuck you.

Tobey Maguire was the perfect Spider-Man. There was no fucking reason to reboot Spider-Man... let alone twice.