Majin Tween Timeline
Many have asked about "The Lore" of Majin Tween, as stories are told of The Life of The Staticvbender in passing on RCN-TV. This timeline should be just enough to help catch any new viewers up on just where certain stories "fit in" to the overall timeline.
This is real life.
1998ish
Majin Tween awakens in bed with amnesia.
2000
Majin Tween moves into a big house with twenty year old pot smokers who like video games. At one point, one offers her a choice between Pokemon Red and Pokemon Blue-- Matrix pill style. She chose Red.
2001 - 2003
Majin Tween and The Birthgiver move from house to house in increasingly poor neighborhoods, until mid-2003 when the school finds out about The Birthgiver frequently threatening suicide and screaming at Majin Tween. After getting child services to leave her alone, she pulled a deal with Mama Bear-- the woman who used to own the big house from 2000 through 2001, to live in her poolhouse isolated in the woods.
2010
Majin Tween is moved from the pool house to the big mansion across the pool. She is given the windowless basement and told "you don't like fresh air and sunlight anyway." Majin Tween isn't in high school anymore, so there is truly no escape.
December 2012
Majin Tween escapes the windowless basement and flies from Washington state to Virginia.
2017
humanRaCcoOn begins as a Geocities style fan site.
March 15th, 2019
humanRaCcoOn premieres raCcoOnTV-- thus beginning the growing organism it is today.
September 2023
Majin Tween grows too distant from her best friend of ten years, as well as not being able to earn enough money to support both of them from her crappy jobs, causing the best friend to justifiably snap and start a fight with her. This eventually leads to the best friend intentionally letting the lease run out, getting a van, and chucking Majin Tween on the street to be homeless.
December 2023
Majin Tween winds up back in the custody of the two bigoted elderly people who knew she was being held captive in the 2000s and did nothing to help, thus causing history to loop. Despite miracles of the universe bestowing Majin Tween with the money to afford a place to go, the housing market not letting Majin Tween in has been a major issue.
