Thunder In Your Heart

Posted: January 6th, 2021

Tonight is the first AEW Dynamite of the TBS era. Thus, I expect tonight's show to be Very Funny.

I better fuckin' laugh. >:(

We're getting Bry Bry Dan Dan vs. Lil' Hang Hang in their second encounter. We got judges out the balls, son.

It's another long form match. I spent most of it smoking synthetic weed like Evan Bourne and getting pissed because I dropped my phone case outside and can't find it.

Yeah. That's a shoot. I lost the outer shell of my phone case and now I'm all unprotected and shit. It feels so gross.

But look, I don't have a lot to say about tonight's episode. So I'm just going to take the beginning of it and edit together what I think their presentation should be more like.

You're welcome.