Date: August 9th, 2021

When it comes to the Spunky With A Can-Do Attitude (SWACDA) lifestyle, you must look to one of the founding mothers of this cultural revolution: Avril Lavigne.

Dude, when Complicated and Sk8r Boi hit and I saw her wearing a tie but not wearing a suit? I was like "who does this zany character think she is?" I couldn't believe it. A tie!? With no suit!? I started frothing at the mouth and punching myself in the leg. My brain couldn't handle it. It was like when Neo threw up.

Avril was born in Canada and used to sing a lot. She then parlayed that into a hobby of releasing hit records and making millions of dollars, all without having to suck dildos on film like Nicki Minaj or whatever.

Speaking of, the version of Dumb Blonde without Nicki Minaj is actually way better.

Like, are you kidding me? The spunk of it all. Unreal.

She's got certified bops about not being a defeatist zilch, supporting people's dreams, being yourself no matter what, stealing people's boyfriends, Spongebob Squarepants and dead relatives. She hits all the notes. Get it? Because they're... songs... meh.

Like, I used to listen to The Best Damn Thing every day of my miserable, shit life and it gave me the energy to microwave a bowl of spaghettios. What a fucking icon.

Behead those who insult Avril Lavigne.