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Chevy: Like a Rock

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Television ยป Commercial Breakdown :: Date: April 13th, 2019

Written by: Majin Tween

I have discovered a subculture I had no idea existed: Internet truck culture.

If you're my age or older, you likely remember these commercials. They were all over TV showing that Chevy trucks were as durable as a transsexual pornstar's butthole. But as time progressed, it seems that truck marketing got away from what made it matter. What made it right. Fargone from the days of a back window sticker of Calvin pissing on a Ford logo to show that you're a Chevy man.

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That's right. Forget "take me back to when music was good" or "take me back to when humans didn't look like microwaved lizards." These people are like "take me back to when trucks were trucks."

I truly, truly fucking love it.

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I don't RECALL such a thing. I'm trying to RECALL it but I can't RECALL shit.

How many of these trucks did they RECALL because of faulty airbags?

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But like all subcultures, Truck Culture is not one without drama.

Don't you dare say you've only ever hauled a couch in your truck if you want to be accepted by Truck Culture.

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