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Carls Jr. and Paris Hilton


Television » Commercial Breakdown :: Date: August 27th, 2019

Written by: Majin Tween


Carl's Jr ran a commercial back in 2005 with Paris Hilton in a bikini, washing a car and eating a burger. It was a great commercial and it made me want Burger King. But a lot of crusty women with grilled-cheese vaginas got upset and raised a stink about it.

The Nelson and Terry Show on 105.1 The Buzz were talking about it back when it aired and they had people calling in. One mom said "My son, who's just getting to the age that he likes girls said he thought it was gross."

Of course he did, you idiot. You're his mother. Do you really think he would tell you about his boners? He also doesn't tell you that he puts on your clothes and beats off into your underwear. Did you really think that was YOUR panty crust? Do you think that's air you're breathing right now? You're a moron.


The other thing that I found hilarious was people trying to diss Paris by saying "there's no way she eats Carls Jr. burgers."

Yeah. That's a bad thing why? That shit's atrocious for you. But leave it to fatass America to get jealous that someone is thin and beautiful and have to critize them for not stuffing their arteries with fast food meat and chemicals. It's seriously like "Oh there goes Betty again! Stupid whore never even did heroin or sold her body on the black market. Dumb bitch."

Of course she doesn't fill her body with these horrific chemicals. That's why she's better than all of you. But they all wanna be like HURR MEN DON'T LIKE TWIGS. THIS IS WHAT A REAL WOMAN LOOKS LIKE: