Act Your Age

Date: September 6th, 2021

The show opens with Uncle Jesse trying to explain to Michelle the difference between left and right, but she doesn't really grasp it. It's like trying to convince me the difference between right and wrong. I don't vibe like that, son.

The girls wanna go to an amusement park, but it's raining and they can't! Guess they aren't very amused now.

Maybe life can be an amusement park. You just ride a sled down your staircase, lose your balance and break your neck on the way down. That sounds awesome. I think I'll do that after this episode.

The adults of the house get all pissy because the kids are entitled shitheads. Fucking millennials. Sick of it.

So they decide they're gonna make these bitches learn what it's like to be adults. I remember when my uncle wanted to show me what it was like to be an adult. That's when I decided I like women.

The children are pissed. They can't handle a taste of their own medicine. To be treated like slaves. They don't know the value of a dollar. What it means to work in the mines. To be slaves with white collars. Fucking abominable.

They wind up having a fantasy about being old, with the adult versions of their kids being the same entitled brats they were when they were younger. And considering they're all Hollywood actresses, that's not too far off.

But the moral of this fantasy is that you should drown your children before they get too uppity.