Back in like 2008 when I got a Gamecube for my birthday, my grandma took me to a Gamestop with like $25 and said it was my spending limit. I walked out of there with Splinter Cell, Dragon Ball Z Bukkake Tension or whatever, Def Jam Vendetta and Animal Crossing! It was like having friends except better.
Fast forward, I get a 3DS as a gift.
Yes! I was an Animal Crossing blogger in a past life. I posted little comics where I'd take stuff the in-game characters would say and then type in my own dialogue and put them together.
I tried to make something kinda edgy, dark and funny to stand out in the Animal Crossing community because that's my sense of humor and I thought it would be a fun contrast. So let's go hit up the Anonymous Animal Crossing Community Confession Blogs and see what the people had to say about my fun little creative endeavor!
Oh yeah. I forgot, everyone hated me. Well this should be fun regardless! I mean, it's just a silly little Animal Crossing blog I ran in my spare time. How much negativity could there really be? Haha.
God yes! I forgot this is when I started using the name Raccoon. I was getting made fun of hardcore for wearing too much eyeliner. This rules.
The hate-mailers also came up with the PopShrink abbreviation, so I stole that from them too.
"That's what you called me on your show. A joker."
My bullshit predates that movie. They owe me money.
Damn! The ol' Swerverino! I legit thought that was gonna be a positive comment for a second. Got my ass!
Story time before I continue. I made a joke about one of the animals wanting to eat me (like how animals maul humans in real life) and everyone decided it was a rape joke, even after I explained that it very wasn't. Let's see how understanding they are!
Brutal. Janky AND stanky!? I'm a double threat!
Oh yeah! I forgot that the runner of this blog actually wound up taking my side after all this, and I even made their blog logo (which was just the WCW Uncensored logo with AC stuff on it.)
So I have an ally in the trenches during all of this! Yay! My fwend!
I'm a very conflicting individual. Enigmatic. Complicated. Mentally ill. A loser. But at least I'm consistent!
This is my redemption arc! I got this!
Nevermind. Forget I said anything.
There's a lot of arguing on this blog between me and others where I just endlessly defend myself in a loop because I had to essentially prove that I didn't make a rape joke, which is a hard thing to prove when most people didn't even see the post and only heard about it secondhand.
I'm also being lynched for not using trigger warnings when I didn't even know what those were when I started doing the blog, nor how they functioned in the first place.
I'm gonna need someone I care about to kill themselves so I can learn to be a better person.