Mission Lost Control

Date: January 12th, 2022

There's a new Nintendo 64 homebrew game called Mission Lost Control that has an adorable main character.

...what? Oh, no. It's not me. I never lost control. It actually stars some kind of purple bunny nonsense.

These little polygon dogs bork bork and poop on the floor and stuff, but that's only in the beginning cutscene. They also don't actually poop on the floor. I made that up just to keep you on your toes.

It's a 3D real time strategy game that you can play with up to 4 players, so if you have friends... uh, like I totally do.

Yeah. Just do that. Probably. I'm so alone.

I know how much you kids like your Star Wars and such, which is why you'll love this: it takes place in outer space! Wooooahhhhh.

That makes me wanna do the Star Wars thing!

Anyway. This game's pretty dope and funky fresh and whathaveyou, yo. Put it on your Everdrive, crank up the volume, stop feeding your baby and play Mission Lost Control for Nintendo 64 and then splash battery acid into your own eyes.