Date: August 23rd, 2021

I'm of the belief that bad people should have to be punished for being bad people. And, since I'm an abhorrent piece of human garbage, I've sat down and watched possibly the worst piece of shit movie I've ever seen in my entire pointless life.

It's called Another Gay Movie, and holy fuck does it suck.

I hate gay culture. A lot. I know that seems weird since I'm all "into chicks" and stuff, but it's so cringe to base your entire identity about who you think is attractive. If that's all you have going for you, you're a loser. You have no interests outside of your genitals. It's fucking pathetic. You don't like video games? Or pouring salt on snails? You know, good natured ways to spend your time outside of where you can shoot your jizz or rub your pussy or whatever?

I didn't want to watch this movie. It was put on and I had to sit there and watch it and it's legitimately disgusting. It's just overtly offensive charicatures of homosexuals (both male and female) being like "REEEEEEEE WE'RE GAY GET IT!? WE FUCK THE SAME GENDER!!! HOLY FUCK GUYS!!! DICKS AND BUTTS AND PUSSIES AND SLUTS!!!!! HAHAHA SMELL MY FINGERS!!! THEY WERE IN A LESBIAN'S VAGINA!!! VAJOOOOOOOOOYNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Nobody needs to know about your sex life. Some things should be private. I don't want to hear straight people talk about straight fucking, I don't want to hear gay people talk about gay fucking. I'm not a virgin, but you could probably think I am due to the fact that I don't talk about doing the sex because I have tact. I'm a classy bitch. Ain't no smell-my-fingers in this dojo, son.

In the words of Ugly Kid Joe, "sex is overrated." And to quote Less Than Jake, "sex is overrated." My point is, sex is overrated. It should be exclusively used to advance yourself into the Hollywood system. Like how Miley Cyrus blows DJs to get her songs on major radio stations according to Nicki Minaj, who raps about how many dicks she can fit in her ass at once.

We're entering a really gross age. Once the older generation dies out, some good things will come. Less bigotry is the biggest thing that'll come once everyone who's currently 30 and older finally dies. But the tradeoff is there's going to be semen flowing through the streets and people will be frolicking through them like puddles. Splish splash.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "I like when I do the big cums." I get it. Feels good. There's no shame in that. I don't think sexuality is bad, I just think it's gross to take some shit that oughta be private like that and celebrate it openly and define your entire personality around it. But I guess when you're an NPC who happens to fit into a label that's considered outside-the-norm, you cling to whatever you can to falsely believe you're something other than a background character in the anime called life.

I get contacted all the time in sexual ways on SpaceHey, or on other social networks I used to be part of. Guys hit on me. And it's like, why? Go find someone better looking who shoves stuff up their ass on webcam or whatever. I'd rather be so gross nobody wants to look at me because at least then you'd be forced to focus on my mind. I don't think I'm attractive or anything but I'm at least skinny and white so there's a subset of people with no standards who want to use my mouth like a lotion-filled ziploc in a couch cushion. Grow some standards, people. Jesus.

This movie is fucking horrible. I can't believe I had to sit through this garbage. Fuck it. It sucks. (Get it? Those are sex words.)

Anyway, after witnessing this disgusting atrocity of our rotting culture I'm gonna go sew my holes shut.
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