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Haha. Get it? It's the line from... the movie...
Will the crippling horrors of everyday life ever cease?
This is a movie about Ed. What's his last name? I dunno. Good Burger probably. This guy probably got deepdicked by a sentient hamburger and made into a lady. Like, I'm imagining Ed getting assblasted by Mayor McCheese.
Gross. I can't believe they put this in a Nickelodeon movie.
So anyway, Ed is a wagecuck who loves his job. Even when he goes full schizo mode and starts imagining burgers talking to him. I imagine this is the daily horrors of Ronald McDonald's life.
When I was a kid this movie was hilarious. But now that I've worked at restaurants, I ain't fuckin' laughin' no more. It ain't a fuckin' joke. This is a documentary.
Strawberry jacuzzi! Woahhhhh!!!
Oh yeah, and there's gay crossdresser sex.
Because of course there is.
I give it five burgers out of like six burgers. I wanted an extra burger. I'm hungry.