Date: July 14th, 2021

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

Haha. Get it? It's the line from... the movie...

Will the crippling horrors of everyday life ever cease?

This is a movie about Ed. What's his last name? I dunno. Good Burger probably. This guy probably got deepdicked by a sentient hamburger and made into a lady. Like, I'm imagining Ed getting assblasted by Mayor McCheese.

Gross. I can't believe they put this in a Nickelodeon movie.

So anyway, Ed is a wagecuck who loves his job. Even when he goes full schizo mode and starts imagining burgers talking to him. I imagine this is the daily horrors of Ronald McDonald's life.

When I was a kid this movie was hilarious. But now that I've worked at restaurants, I ain't fuckin' laughin' no more. It ain't a fuckin' joke. This is a documentary.

Strawberry jacuzzi! Woahhhhh!!!

Oh yeah, and there's gay crossdresser sex.

Because of course there is.

I give it five burgers out of like six burgers. I wanted an extra burger. I'm hungry.