Date: October 18th, 2021

I love Little Nicky.

Not to be confused with this little Nicky.

Little Nicky is one of my favorite movies of all time. Yeah. I said it. Don't agree with me? Go to Hell!

If I ever get "fuck you" money I'm buying the action figures.

Little Nicky is a movie about Nicky: a young man who is the son of Satan.

Well, he's the son of the son of Satan. It's a complicated timeline.

No it isn't.

Shut the hell up.

The Devil is trying to decide who will be the next KING OF DARKNESS '99 and has to choose one of his three sons. Nicky doesn't want the gig but the other two fellas do. Hilarity ensues!

This is a hell of a movie. You actually get to see Jon Lovitz gawk at a woman in her underwear and then get murdered and suffer for all eternity. It's such a fun, wacky time!

Hitler wears a maid outfit and gets a pineapple shoved up his ass too. What the hell? But that scene got turned into a killer minigame in the Game Boy Color game... and yes, there was a Game Boy Color game. And it rules, but that's a story for another time.

Many people think that it's unrealistic that one of Nicky's brothers is a large black man, but considering how much Nicky loves chicken it pans out. Large people love chicken and so do I. Probably because I'm swole as fuck and rippling with muscles and can kill you with one hand.

So Adrian and Cassius escape from Hell, freeze the gate and that plunges The Devil into rotting until Nicky can go to Earth, make them suck themselves into a magical flask and bring them back to Hell. It's a video game storyline come to life, which is why they based a fantastic video game on it. But that's a story for another time. Buy that game and play it. Fuck you.

Plus it's got whatsername from Holes in it, and she's cute as a button. But fuck it. Check out this humanRaCcoOn deepcut called Jon Lovitz Goes To Heck from late 2019. It was an abandoned project that was going to dub over the entire movie with computer voices, but skits were later reused in raCcoOnTV episodes.