The Matrix

Date: September 10th, 2021

To say The Matrix had an influence on me would be an understatement.

The motif of humanRaCcoOn is a golden Matrix, my phone has a blue Matrix screensaver, my computer runs the Trinity theme which is based on The Matrix, I own a boxed copy of The Matrix Online and was even around for the beta testing phase before the game was officially launched. I'm based and blue pilled, bitch.

The banner of the site has Alice re-enacting the famous Morpheus scene. I have all the music from MXO, the movies, etc. in my music collection. I've used tons of Matrix clips in episodes of raCcoOn TV. I feel disgust that society doesn't walk around in latex and engage in cyberpunk raves 24/7.

I hate the real world. I want to wake up.


I just peeped the trailer for the fourth Matrix movie and I'm excited as fuck. I don't care if it sucks. If it's The Matrix, I'll blindly love it. I'm obsessed. I'm like those weirdos who love Star Wars except with something cool.

Trinity is everything I want to be, minus the heterosexuality and lack of character development.

She's so cool when she's shutting the fuck up.

Morpheus is so wise and strong. The last time I spoke to a large, bald black man he just said "damn babygirl you beautiful" and tried to fuck me. It was the UPS driver.

But it's my fault because I answered the door in my underwear.

The point is: I love The Matrix and I'm watching it right now to celebrate the return of our lord and savior Neo "Mr. Anderson" Neo. God speed.

Every time I see a bunny outside I get mad that it's not white. I'm waiting for my Matrix moment where I can follow the white rabbit and swallow some pills or whatever.

It reminds me of a story from when I was a kid, actually. I moved into this big house owned by a rich lady and she had moved all of her loser friends into it, each with their own rooms. So I got ushered up to meet some dude I'd never met before, who started talking to me about Pokemon. He was like "you like it right?" and I was like "yeah." "What about the games?" "Oh I never played those. I just like the show." Then he pulled out a copy of Pokemon Red and a copy of Pokemon Blue, and he said "you can have one of these. They're pretty much the same game, so I don't need two. Which one do you want?"

No joke, I picked Red. That's why I'm so woke now.

I relate hard to Mr. Anderson.

He's the most important human being in the world, yet he's stuck working a shit job for assholes who don't appreciate him. Just like me.

The Matrix is the greatest movie of all time, and if you don't believe me: fuck you.