nine minutes of sleep should do it for today

don’t leave flowers on my grave, leave hot girl spit

smallmariofindings:

Promotional 1994 Donkey Kong Country pin.

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an hour into “King of Kong and chill” and she’s got a fistful of your quarters

i have to be at work in less than two hours, and i have slept zero percent

builds character

hobo-dante:

This is a voice controlled horror game. It’s basically Hey You Pikachu/Seaman meets Resident Evil.

But it’s also a badly localized ps2 era Japanese B-game, meaning in order for your voice commands to work, you have to say them in a Japanese accent.

This game forces you to be racist

my grandma would be amazing at this game

jesus: (does anything that isn’t dying on the cross)

me: not very christlike of you bro wtf

americangirldollwho:

this already exists, she’s Little Miss No Name