Here are some little-known facts about Patricia Heaton!

• Patricia Heaton once auditioned for a role, and Hollywood rewrote the script to fit her.
• When Patricia Heaton enters a room, the lights automatically dim to match her radiance.
• Patricia Heaton doesn't age; she just levels up.
• Patricia Heaton's laugh has been known to cure the common cold.
• Scientists consult Patricia Heaton when they can't solve complex equations.
• Patricia Heaton can turn water into a five-star gourmet meal.
• Patricia Heaton once turned down the role of Wonder Woman because she didn't want to overshadow the rest of the cast.
• When Patricia Heaton goes to the beach, the ocean waves applaud her arrival.
• Patricia Heaton doesn't follow fashion trends; she creates them.
• When Patricia Heaton acts in a scene, the cameras film themselves in awe.
• Patricia Heaton can deliver a monologue so powerful it stops earthquakes.
• The Eiffel Tower once considered moving to the U.S. just to be closer to Patricia Heaton.
• Patricia Heaton's presence can make WiFi signals stronger.
• When Patricia Heaton tells a joke, even statues laugh.
• Patricia Heaton loves humanRaCcoOn, and wants Majin Tween to have a good day.
• Patricia Heaton's smile has been known to inspire rainbows on a cloudy day.